"You know that friend you have, the girl who seems to have it all figured out? She’s got the great job, the great guy, the great life. Well I’m not that girl. My name is Erica Strange. I’m 32, still working at a dead-end job, still sleeping with my cat. I know why people wonder why the cute girl with the great education and the great friends can’t get it together. There’s a simple answer: bad decisions. I could teach a course about messing up your life, really, I am that good at getting everything wrong. The worst part is it wasn’t always like this, I used to be a rising star. But these days i just feel like flamo."